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Tuesday, January 20, 2004
today i remembered why i never wanted a livejournal in the first place. my suspicions of what would happen if i did get one have been confirmed, which is why this will be my last entry. i never wanted to throw every detail of my life out for all to see, and i realized that that is what i have been doing. i don't want you all to know what i did and who i talked to every day of my life. there's no mystery in that, and i have always preferred to remain atleast a little bit mysterious. there are things that i have put in this journal that i wouldn't have told people otherwise. if you want to know something, ask me yourself. of course i will continue to read all of your journals because i like to read about all ya'lls lives, but putting mine out here for all to see is just not for me.
Current mood:  sad
Monday, January 19, 2004
yesterday was quite fun. it's a good thing i drove myself to church yesterday morning because i did two things throughout the day that i am forbidden by my parents to do. it was worth it
at work catt mooper and i were annoying the hell out of debbie and it was super fun. she said that david, our new manager, lives with a guy and that he is gay. that's great. i'm going to accidently call him gayvid one of these days. i drove catt mooper home, which i'm not allowed to do.
i was going to go to the mall with katherine and reeeechel today, but mother was being a psychotic bitch this morning and my brother was all like "it's my turn to use the car!" (even though yesterday was the first time i had used it in like a week) so i had to ditch out on them. i hope they had a good time without me. then of course after i called and told them i couldn't go, mother started yelling at me about why i wasn't going when just moments before she had been yelling at me about going. AHHHHHHHHH
now it's time for grand times with my mother and whitney because we're going out to eat. oh joy of joys
Current mood:  hungry
Sunday, January 18, 2004
johnlover001: all right I'm outta hurr
HucKleBerRy0070: hehe
HucKleBerRy0070: sadness
HucKleBerRy0070: okay
johnlover001: I know you're sad
HucKleBerRy0070: i am
johnlover001: but hold in your sadness
HucKleBerRy0070: hehe
HucKleBerRy0070: i'll try
johnlover001: try to make it through the rain
HucKleBerRy0070: its not raining though...
HucKleBerRy0070: hehe
johnlover001: shut up
HucKleBerRy0070: hehe
johnlover001: it will once i leave
HucKleBerRy0070: okay
HucKleBerRy0070: of cours
HucKleBerRy0070: e
oh yeth. the ladies love rebecca
Current mood:  dorky
Saturday, January 17, 2004
//shower//
1. Do you start the water before or after you get in the tub? Before
2. Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottles? Sometimes
3. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex? NAKED SHOWER CULT
4. Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yeah when we were young we would all take a shower with my dad
5. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? yeah practically every day I do
6. Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? probably
7. How old do you look while wet and when a towel is the only thing on your body? IF SEXY IS AN AGE, THEN THAT'S HOW OLD I LOOK
8. What's the last song you sang in the shower? I hardly ever sing in the shower, but i always have a song stuck in my head
9. What kind of soap do you use? right now, bath and body works
10. What color is your shower? kind of off white
11. What color is your towel? blue but kinda bleached out pink from whit's and my acne medication
12. Do you shave in the shower? Yes
13. Does your shower have a seat in it? No
14. Have you ever been walked in on while you were showering? yeah
15. Do you have the anti-slip sticky pads on the floor of your shower? no
16. Do you wear a robe around the house after your shower? no for I am not hugh hefner
17. Do you get dressed in the bathroom after your shower? Yeah
//14 questions//
1. What is one of your personal features that you obsess over constantly? My third nipple lol ditto
2. What do most people think of the city in which you live? Most people think that it sucks
3. What music do you constantly listen to when you're trying to get happy? I'm usually not that sad
-when you're pissed? haha trustcompany
-when you're trying to chill after a long day? george michael
4. Do you take good care of your body? sure
5. What is your 'type'? cute and nerdy
6. Hamburger or Turkey Sandwich? turkey mmmm
7. Do people think you're pretty/cute, don't be modest? i think some do
8. Describe your computer's background/wallpaper? it's blue
9. What does life mean to you? I don't know
10. What makes you a good person? That I'm not bad
11. If you are of age, have you ever stayed out alone to last call? I don't even know what that means
12. Do you like being alone? yes, but not ALL THE FREAKIN TIME
13. What's your morning routine? On school days, wake up at 6:30 and catch the bus at freakin 6:50 cause my freakin brother likes to take so much time in the freakin bathroom
14. What is your best talent? I don't know
//something.//
1. Last dream: I don't remember.
2. Last car ride: going home from jazz band on wednesday
3. Last kiss: haha RIGHT
5. Last Missing Library Book: I don't think that I ever lost one
6. Last movie seen: I don't even remember
7. Last Book Read: "coffee, tea, or me?"
8. Last curse word uttered: probably hell or damn cause I don't really say any of the real bad ones
9. Last beverage drank: APPLE JUICE!!!
10. Last Food consumed: chocolate
11. Last Crush: GEE, THAT'S A TOUGHIE
12. Last phone call: whitney called like a few minutes ago, but before that it was miss cleo!!!!!
13. Last TV show watched: haha newlyweds
14. Last Item Bought: Lunch on thurday
15. Last time showered: today like 4 hours ago
16. Last shoes worn: my crappy shelltops
17. Last CD played: I think it was something corporate but that was a few days ago
18. Last MP3 Downloaded: wang chung - everybody have fun tonight
19. Last annoyance: SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW ditto
20. Last disappointment: THE SAME THING yeah
21. Last soda drank: probably diet coke but that was a while ago
22. Last thing written: little dash marks next to the exercises in my galper book? does that count?
23. Last key use: the car probably
24. Last word spoken: "whitney" when I told my mom who was on the phone
25. Last trip to the bathroom: maybe an hour ago
26. Last sleep: Um...last night.
27. Last IM: drew
28. Last barf: december 18th, 1999
29. Last backrub: it's been a while
30. Last weird encounter: ewww there's this kid named katherine...
31. Last Store Shopped at: giant eagle
32. Last ice cream eaten: today
33. Last time amused: oh gees that site that rachel sent me with the falling bears hahahahah
34. Last time wanting to die: i don't think i've ever wanted to
35. Last time in love: i wouldn't call it love
36. Last time hugged: i hugged bryan in band class on thursday
37. Last time scolded: probably sometime today
38. Last time resentful: I don't know
thanks kelly even though i didn't ask your permission haha
Current mood:  okay
ooo look at the guy. i think it is the perfect example of what i think is "my type." hehehe
Current mood: complacent
home on a saturday night
with all my doors locked up tight
i won't be thinking about you, baby
snow is PISSY
it only snows on the weekends
PISS
Current mood:  PISS
Friday, January 16, 2004
boom chaka laka laka
la la la la
do re mi fa sol la si do
Current mood:  BOOM
Thursday, January 15, 2004
bryan: (after we played "italian in algiers" in band, a bitch of a song) rebecca, that is definitely a female song.
chris: year it's definitely a female song cause it changes what it wants to do like every three seconds...i feel like it's some female harrassing me. and the fast parts are where she's chasing me around the house.
that was funny. in band we are playing good music. we are playing october!! rachel and i LOVE that song. this will be the third time we've played it. it sounded really bad being site read by our band. i know the nh band played it last year and i wonder if they sounded as bad as us. that song makes me cry. but today it made me cry because it sounded like shit. but once it sounds better it will make me cry. at the pmea concert i almost cried. i'm such a wuss haha. i'm going to cry like a baby at our spring concert.
i got an a on my physics final, bitches!!! i'm going to tell my parents to put that in their smokes and pipe it. i can't even believe i got an a. well i got a low low b on the test part but i did really well on all the "pre-final" projects that we had to do, so it averaged out. yay yay yay
i will so miss english class cause mr. miller is the best teacher ever. i will also miss physics in some strange way because i think the more you hate something the more you will miss it. today my lab partners and i were writing insults directed toward eachother on a roll of paper towels. that was entertaining. and i will miss cba because now i won't be able to sit here and update my journal instead of doing work (not that i have any work now).
now time for a 4 day weekend. sweeeeeeeeet
Current mood:  bittersweet
Wednesday, January 14, 2004
if watermelons really could talk, this is what they'd say...(caution, if you are allergic to EXTREME corniness then do not keep reading. then again, if you are allergic to corniness then you wouldn't be friends with me)
THE SETTING: A FARM
THE PLAYERS: WALLY WATERMELON AND WANDA WATERMELON AND THEIR CHILD, WUMP
Wally Watermelon: (walking through door) Hello dear, I'm home!
Wanda Watermelon: (walks out in sexy watermelon lingerie) Wally, darling, let me give you a kiss! (awkwardly bumps into wally as wump comes tumbling down the stairs)
Wump: aw, mom and dad don't...holy flying cantalopes! mom, what is that you are wearing??? I can see almost all of your rind!
Wanda: (looks uncomfortable) why wump, I didn't know you were home...
Wump: but mom, we just went to victoria's seedcret and I helped you pick that sexy lace lingerie out because you said you needed it to strain vegetables!
Wanda: oh. yeah.
Wally: wump, why don't you go across the farm and play with Hubert Honeydew?
Wump: (rolling eyes) I'd rather play with that hot piece of rind Candy Cantalope. literally. (under his breath) I wish she'd wear some sexy lingerie. (exits)
Wally: well dear, now that we're alone...you sure look damn freakin hot in that lingerie.
Wanda: (cheerily) yes! and so will the vegetables. (heads off to strain vegetables)
Wally: (stopping her) What?? you really did buy that to strain vegetables??
Wanda: well of course dear! what did you think I was trying to do? I'm not horny, I'm seedy!! I'm a watermelon!! (wanda and wally chuckle merrily) the end
that was one of the worst things i've ever read.
Current mood:  amused
yay my finals are over. i got a b on my english final, i was kinda hoping to get an a because i actually did study but oh well. my final grade will still be an a. i took my physics final today and it wasn't too hard, except that all physics questions are trick questions so i'll probably end up getting like an f. the only thing i will miss about that class is making fun of absolutely everything with patrick, my mini hitler lab partner. my other lab partner steve is pretty cool too. i will miss them both.
today was my last day of gym class. the skating unit was fun cause we got to um...skate. and play pillow polo on skates. my chin still hurts from where chris smashed into it with his helmet last week. oh man chris and i got so beat up that day. pillow polo on skates is fun and dangerous haha. in the locker room all the seniors were like "this is my last gym class ever!!" grrrr
when i get home from jazz band today i'm going to sleep.
i think that "kissing a fool" by george michael is a great nighttime driving song. especially when you are jaded. so is "st. patrick's day" by john mayer and "the fallen interlude" by blink 182. anybody have any other ones?
argh stupid printer keeps erroring and closing my yearbook
Current mood:  sleepy
Tuesday, January 13, 2004
oh man yesterday mrs. pazin was talking to our class about the binding that we need to get for our cba yearbooks and she said to mike winters "look at mikes, it's the perfect size." and mike said "that's what all the ladies say." yeah funniest thing i've heard in a while.
well i'm just sittin here waiting to print my yearbook and then my final project will be done. tomorrow is my last final which is physics which i'm going to fail.
i'm bored. maybe i should write another story haha. i had to drive to school this morning because i needed to get in early enough to help kelly o and megan make up a physics lab. since i don't have a parking pass i have to park over at o'hara and walk to the high school so i ended up getting here not very much earlier anyway. now i have to walk back over there before i can drive home and i'm going to get stuck behind 134713987 buses. oh well
i have so much freakin physics to do tonight i can't wait til it's overrrrrrrr
Current mood: okay
Monday, January 12, 2004
once upon a time a holiday was invented. it was the greatest holiday ever. it was called "disconfigure your face" day. on this fine day, a young boy named mafigglydodo decided that his face might do some good with a little disconfiguration. he was so damn ugly that a disconfiguration for his face would be more like a nice reconfiguration because, ya know, it couldn't look much worse. so mafigglydodo headed down to the projects and joined the swelling crowd that had gathered on this great holiday to watch faces being disconfigured. all the stores had been closed, all schools were let out, and nobody was chillin in their house that day because what could be better than this. anyway, mafigglydodo got in line and his turn finally came. a sweet ass hot chick with a chainsaw wearin like a frickin real short skirt and a hooters t-shirt stood before him and started up the chainsaw. the crowd held their breath as she reconfigured his face. minutes passed as she worked as carefully as an ice sculptor. mafigglydodo didn't have a preference for what he wanted his face to look like. many of the other boys asked to have their faces made to look like ben affleck or george michael or brad pitt, but not mafigglydodo. he just wanted to be less ugly and not look so much like katherine. finally, the chainsaw stopped. mafigglydodo's head was promptly wrapped in bandages. he winced as his eyes were covered with the white cloth not because it hurt, but because he could no longer stare at the hot chick's chest, which was real freakin huge. mafigglydodo was led back to his house and told to rest for an hour. the hour passed slowly, as all he could do was sit on his couch and wait to see his new face. finally, the time was up and mafigglydodo ran to the bathroom, tripping over his chia pet. he ripped off the bandages and looked at his new face. wow wow wow he gasped. this was better than ben affleck, better than george michael, better than brad pitt. he looked like drew eisenbeis. holy shit i'm real freakin hot he said to himself. he ran down to where the crowd was, ran past all the people, shoved away the guy who was getting his face disconfigured, and stood before the hot chick with the chainsaw. she stared at him and her mouth dropped open. she slowly set down the chainsaw. time stood still and she said wow i never thought i could work such wonders with a chainsaw. they ran off together into the sunset. it was the best "disconfigure your face" day ever. the end
wow cba is boring i hope you liked my story
Current mood:  weird
Sunday, January 11, 2004
I wish I had friends.
I hate living in my houseeeeeeeeeeee
I want to go to collllllleeeeegggggggeeeee blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
I LOVE getting my ass kicked by finals. I've barely even started studying for my english final and it's um first period tomorrow *laughs hysterically then chokes and dies*
Current mood:  lonely
so i'm working with melanie and it is about 10:30 and this guy in a dark car pulls into the parking lot and beeps and sticks his arm out the window and is flicking us off. he drives around the parking lot once, then comes around again still flicking us off. as he passes us a police car pulls into the parking lot and melanie goes "oh look the police arrived just in time" and she said it in this really funny way and we were both laughing our asses off. WTF???
well i did not get to do something with drew today grrrrrrrr.
oh well atleast i got to drive to work and back home again fun fun fun
Current mood:  horny
Saturday, January 10, 2004
Bassoon is jazzy: what's new in beccar land?
johnlover001: um nothing
johnlover001: cause I'm cool
Bassoon is jazzy: boring lives are cool stuff!
johnlover001: I know!!!!
johnlover001: we're awesome!
Bassoon is jazzy: rock on!
johnlover001: oh man we're such losers
Bassoon is jazzy: lol, I know. We can't even pretend to be excited about nothing anymore
johnlover001: welllll
johnlover001: we could
johnlover001: OMG JASON GUESS WHAT!!!!???? &*^%$#
Bassoon is jazzy: what?
johnlover001: I'M DOING NOTHING!!!!!!!
Bassoon is jazzy: lol
Bassoon is jazzy: that is just wrong
jason and i are COOL you better believe it.
Current mood:  silly
Friday, January 9, 2004
i got called off of work so i am definitely goin somewhere tonight, but i don't know where. oh the excitement. i'm so going to drive all over the place. driving is super super
Current mood: giddy
blah blah blah blah this weekend is going to suck cause i have tons of work to do and i have 2 finals next week, one of which i am positive i'm going to fail. tonight i have to work. i hope i will get to drive there. i know my parents are going to be really dumb about it cause they just are. hopefully i will not get called off. matt told me that david, the new manager that everyone hates, gave the adults orders to call off all the kids this week. maybe cause it's friday night i won't be called off anyway though. stupid david he never schedules any of the kids anyway and then when he does he calls us off. jerkface. if i get called off maybe i'll go to ches a rena. blah blah blah blah my brother will probably be an asshole about using the car because he always is. he acts like it's his but it's partly mine now. A to the S to the S to the H to the O to the L to the E. all he does is drive down the street like 100 yards to his friend's house anyway. can't he just walk?
Current mood: blah
Thursday, January 8, 2004
haha at the basketball game we were talking about how if you are a straight male cheerleader you probably have done every girl in the cheerleading squad. chris said that his dad was a male cheerleader and that he got so much ass from all the girls. oh man that's great. after the game chris and i decided it was too cold for ice cream so i just drove him home. then after i left his plan i was flying down 9/10 listening to blink 182 and it was such the greatest. i'm sure after driving by myself will lose its thrill, but for right now its awesome.
i'm debating whether or not to do my physics project. it's due tomorrow and i haven't even started it. i don't really feel like doing it and i don't understand how anyway.
Current mood: hungry
i'm tired. too much physics. can't think of anything clever to say. need sleeeeeep. i think chris and i are going to go get ice cream after the basketball game because i feel like driving all over the place. the weather is so warm and all...
Current mood: tired
Wednesday, January 7, 2004
if anybody is reading this you should call me because I will be up all freakin night doin my physics journal.
Current mood: stressed
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